Conaned

When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back

Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned

by Klc1709 January 14, 2010

conandrum

A portmanteau of Conan and conundrum
A difficult choice or decision that must be made due to a sudden, recursive turn of events, similar to the NBC/Jay Leno Show/Conan's Tonight Show controversy

NBC: Conan, we gave you The Tonight Show at 11:30, but since The Jay Leno show has been sucking, we're pushing you back to give the slot back to Jay
O'Brian: What a fucking conandrum!
Leno: I have a large chin

Marten: Dora and I were going to go to a concert, but then she wanted to watch a movie. Now I have movie tickets but she wants to go to that concert!
Faye: Assballs!

by Jay Leno's large chin January 21, 2010

Colman Day

When you dont do anything all day long and sit at your house all day and have a Colman Day.

When Tyler called Mike to chill, he said no because he wanted to have a Colman Day and sit at his house all day,play skyrim,suck on his nipple,and be Simards slampig

by slampig978 July 5, 2012

Commander in tweet

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

conan gray

the most wholesome and amazingly talented person on this planet, also the most gorgeous <3

WOW YOU GOT CONAN GRAY CONCERT TICKETS IM SO JEALOUS!!! HE SOOO GREAT

IKR!? IM SO EXCITED

by buggie <3 April 11, 2022

Canadian Commando

Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.

Going Canadian Commando sure makes my balls reek.

by Nate MF Dizzy January 16, 2009

Curtain Commando

Paranoia, sometimes drug induced. A person engaged as "Curtain Commando" may be looking out the window and checking the area constantly. They may bend the blinds or peek out of drapes so as not to be seen themselves.

"Johnny's playing Curtain Commando again"

by RinaC March 23, 2012