A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.
by That_One_Guy_***** January 03, 2020
When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.
"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."
"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
by XombiEZ September 08, 2011
a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.
by the real frank the tank April 22, 2009
When traveling in foreign countries, the traveler uses their money to distance themselves from as much interaction as possible. Hiding behind taxis, fancy hotels with western food etc.
Hey do you feel like going to the local market to haggle for a woven basket? No I want to sit at the hotel pool and sip mojitoes. Dude you really have your cultural condom on today!!
by TDog August 20, 2013
The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.
She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.
by RickyDash March 13, 2018
by dannyshamas October 25, 2010
Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
by Laho Zeher February 05, 2012