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Communal Poop Towel

a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..
after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.
by Lord Ham Wallet December 26, 2010
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comeuppance

A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.
That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.
by Melanie5 May 15, 2010
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Computer Chair Swap Out

When you have another chair other than the computer chair positioned near your computer. You can use a wooden chair as a cover up by placing drinks on it. And then when nobody is home, you swap out your computer chair with the wooden chair so that you don’t get any jizz stains on the computer chair while jacking off. If you accidently jizz on the wooden chair, it doesn’t leave a stain and you can clean it very easily.
All right! Nobody is home...I’m going to pull off the computer chair swap out and masturbate to some porn.
by Dancing with Fire July 14, 2011
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computer monkey

A low-level employee who spends most of his time at work performing menial computer operations
She was working as a computer monkey at a bank
by ppauper May 13, 2005
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mac computer

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Mac computer and I can't get it to work!
by MACS spelt backward is SCAM January 13, 2009
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Obsessive Compulsive Like Disorder

Obsessive Compulsive Like disorder is a speech problem facing many stupid teenage girls today. It is when you insert the word like almost any place in your sentence while talking.
Brook: omg like, hey.

Glenna: Hey like, do u like know if he like, likes me?

Brook: He like, likes you, not like doesn't like, really like like you.

Glenna: Oh, I like get it now, like.

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(example of Obsessive compulsive Like Disorder)
by Pussy Pirate69 February 15, 2009
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West Campus High School

An awesome school that is very diverse. Their population with blacks are now up to a whopping 8 percent. School is ran by principal Baffico and VP Gish. Rules with a golden fist. Here are some of the very strict rules

no red, white,blue or american flag styled t-shirts
no cursing whatsoever
no random dancing
no open toed shoes
no mohawks
no weapons of mass destruction
no chewing gum

any of the rules being broken will result in expulsion

The school also indulges in the good things in life such as having to share a cafeteria with an elementary school, fun collapsing roofs, instruments from middles schools, and a shelf
Sharon: West Campus High School has the highest API in the universe!
Danny: They also have a lot of e-tards.
by M0THER April 8, 2009
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