sex coma

The time immediately preceding sex when you lose awareness and control of your actions, allowing hormones to work their magic.

Asexual Friend: "You seriously didn't even notice that you fell off the bed?!"
Sexual Friend: "No, I was in sex coma. Everything just seems kind of blurry."

by coma addict August 22, 2007

campbell coma

Debilitating and humiliating condition brought on by over consumption of alcoholic beverages. A victim of the campbell coma is likely to lose all bodily functions and mental cognition, and may not regain them untill long into the next morning. Campbell coma sufferers are also often the victims of abuse at the hands of nere'do wells who see the campbell coma as an excuse for tomfoolery as well as a blank canvas for degrading body art and often as a photo opertunity not to be missed. Sadly, the condition has yet to be recognised by the medical community, with diagnosis often misconstrued and simplified by physicians; "aye, he's pissed".

See also scoatted

He fell into a campbell coma long before we even knew he had the key to the drinks cabinet.

I'd have to be in a campbell coma to sleep with that.

by Alasdair of Geekdom. July 2, 2005

Commi

Variant of Commie.

1.) A slang/derogatory name for a member or advocate of the Communist party or movement.

2.) A name, used by some incorrectly but purposely, to label and attack any person who is supporting politically leftist or liberal causes. Often creating a strawman situation.

Joseph McCarthy wanted to confront and eliminate the perceived 'Commi' threat of the 1950's with radical action.

An aggressive conservative might label liberal candidates favoring some socialist causes, such as universal health care, as 'commis' with the intention to paint them negatively.

by Fruf April 24, 2008

Compà

Vernacular contraction for "compare" meaning mate, from Pescara and Neaple's dialect. Used when having funny conversations, jokes, or when you get pissed . Otherwise, not that much used in common speaking.

"Compà l' altra sera si so' sfasciati di brutto!"
"Aye mate yesterday nite they to'lly got baked !"

"N'gulo compa', stai a vede?"
"Hell, you seeing, mah nigga ?

by Pescarese May 27, 2014

coca coma

a lengthy cocaine binge

yeah man, it was 81', and Ozzy was in a coca coma...

by Hersh Burson October 7, 2003

soma coma

A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:

*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!

"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"

"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"

by Caylie, Cammie and Alicia May 24, 2008

food coma

When a man/woman is unable to properly digest ones food due to the fact that their stomach cannot digest all the different flavors and particles leading to a feeling of elation followed by the collapse of their system which cause said person to crumple into a heap on the couch for a designated period of time(average 1-3hrs depending on the toxicity of the food) followed by the person to wake up the following morning and disappear into the nearest restroom/underbrush for prolonged periods of time

After Charlie ate that burrito in under four minutes, I knew I would have to wake up after him because of his food coma.

by veggieman24 January 1, 2012