Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.
Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.
by Yamothasleg March 7, 2021
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The worst fucking women on the planet.

Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.

Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”

Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
by Phil MePuss November 28, 2022
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When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.
"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
by GoofyNooba January 15, 2018
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The tread thrown from a semi truck on the interstate. Any retread lost on the road.
Holy shit did you see that Colorado alligator it was the biggest one I've ever seen.
by Stelios Kontos June 28, 2016
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When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA
Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special
by November 18, 2021
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A slang term for a joint, widely used in the states of Colorado, Utah and California.
That biker dude is smoking a Colorado slim
by Colorado slim Jim March 29, 2016
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