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red collar

"Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one." - Stewie Griffin
by Adam W May 13, 2005
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red collar

A collar put on a ferret or chipmunk to make them your slave!
The ferret minions all have their own special red collars on...
by Master Slurm October 13, 2003
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ball collapse

Ball collapse is an unfortunate and painful affliction experienced my men after intense sexual release.

This mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. In extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.

In extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. If further ejaculation is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the penis, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile 'eye'.
"I totally smashed that 19yo hard in the ass on Thursday night, and she couldn't get enough! I gave it to her twice, and wanted to keep going, but I will be god damned if I didn't get ball collapse."

"I just got the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, and I've been beating my meat so hard I've cum like 4 times today! I can still get a hard on, but it hurts too much to wank because I've got ball collapse."

"I fucked her throat so damn hard I came with the thunder, and it was so intense I got instant ball collapse...I had to go have a lie down."
by K9GUY June 2, 2009
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pop my collar

I'm bout to go pop my collar
by candygurl12x14 February 2, 2009
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colony collapse disorder

colony collapse disorder CALL o knee co LAPSE dis OR der n. the rapid loss of adult worker bees from the colony over a very short period of time, at a time in the season when we wouldn't expect a rapid die-off of workers: late fall and early spring
Rachel Carson: In my book Silent Spring I wrote about the impending disappearance of honeybees.
Global Agri-business: So what? We have many interests and investments.
Rachel Carson: It is nothing less than colony collapse disorder .
Global Agri-business: We cannot afford to care.
Rachel Carson: But honeybees are used to pollinate some of the tastiest parts of the American diet -like cherries, blueberries, apples, almonds, asparagus and macadamia nuts.
Global Agri-business: You are such a reactionary.
by Lil' Miss Sunshine April 29, 2007
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popped collar

Without any shadow of a doubt, the only person who can pull off a popped collar is Eric Cantona.
Are you Eric Cantona? If not, kindly remove thy popped collar.
by Tom (I'm such a trooper) July 26, 2006
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Glen Waverley Secondary Collage

A Melbourne High School
Contains 96.76% Melbourne's UGLIEST chicks.
If ugly girls were dinosaurs, Glen Waverley Secondary Collage would be Jurassic Park.

Greg you are gay
by BliNg|BliNg February 25, 2004
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