Chert

An incredibly greasy pussy.

Stan: "Dude, Tara is such a babe."
Fred: "Nah dude, she's got the biggest chert. Don't go for her."

by Alex Hudock February 13, 2009

Birth Certificate

It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.

Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!

They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.

by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 19, 2010

cortaid

when a man eats food then goes to poop it out but it does not come out so then he got rubber gloves on and pulled it out and then had a rash and put cortaid on it.

my friend did this one day at my house

by zach badofsky April 1, 2005

certigy

they compromised my integrity

someone hacked us, you may be compromised by certigy
sorry to inform you via letter, but you've been compromised

by devin57 November 22, 2007

Cortal

Prime example of what not to write as your word in graffiti art.

Etymology: Essentially, Cortal comes from the word 'cortex', in relation to the Cerebral Cortex of the brain, whom the graffiti artist lacks.

Cortal is a toy.

by narnia1231 May 23, 2013

cortae

A bitch Nigga

You a Cortae for getting stain

by John John Austin March 14, 2017

Cort

Cort (noun)

A significant delay. Usually created by unnecessary actions by one or more people

A car accident in the north bound lanes created a major cort in the south bound lanes

by Soccersux July 6, 2019