Chert

1. A proclamation of a lovely and individualistic event.
2. Utterance displaying moment of joy and exultation at the quality of a moment in life.
example

"Dude, the mantle crux on that 5.10c crack was so chert!"

by Kigs December 7, 2006

Chert

An incredibly greasy pussy.

Stan: "Dude, Tara is such a babe."
Fred: "Nah dude, she's got the biggest chert. Don't go for her."

by Alex Hudock February 14, 2009

chert

Slang word meaning "Whatever" or "Yea right"

Ugly Whore: "Man im so sexy"

Guy that heard it: "Chert!"

by Joseph Filla October 8, 2004

chert

Another word for chode or durf.

Dude, your chert smells like big foot's dick!

by MVtaintlick1975 November 15, 2006

Chert Bird

A bird that little is known about. It is know that the chert bird's feathers are every color ever, the chert bird can fly 1000x faster than the speed of light, and the chert birds call sounds like, "cheeeeeeaaaaarrrrrt." Scholars believe that the chert bird once took a young man named Michael back in time to discover marijuana. After this journey, it has been said that Michael was the one man the chert bird entrusted its knowledge to. There are variations of the chert bird, such as the Alpha Chert, the Anti-Chert, and Herbert, even less is known about these chert bird.

It is rare that you will see a chert bird so if you do consider yourself lucky.

Chert bird (swooping down):"Cheeeeeeeeaarrrt"
Man: "Wait, what was that?"

Man 1: "I think I'm going to try to catch a chert bird for science."
Man 2: "Fuck you."

Chert Bird: "Chert."

by Drib H. Trec July 25, 2008

chert

slang for 'ok' or 'nice'.

used to reply to a person after they propose a statement, fact or question

guy 1: "whats the go for tommorow?"
guy 2: "reckon we go fishing or something of the sort"
guy 1: "Chert, seeya then"

by Dead step sister June 8, 2022