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clusterfuckery

a mess of confusion, disorganization, bungling or incompetence
I woulda been on time if not for the heinous clusterfuckery of traffic.

The meeting was a solid hour of clusterfuckery.
by Lynn January 23, 2004
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clusterella

A confused, disorganized, and generally incompetent female.

A female personification of "clusterfuck".
"That clusterella got assigned to the project, and it went to hell in a handbasket".
by Haas January 8, 2004
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clyster

1. A variable sized syringe used to pump substances into and out of the anus. May include coffee, tobacco smoke, strawberry paste, febreze, etc.

2. A derogatory term usable as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.
Ryan, clyster in hand, looked around the room for opportunities.

Shit, look at the size of that thing, we could clyster a bear with it!

Stop being such a clyster, you douche fountain
by TheBSharps September 24, 2007
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clusterfucker

The person who is in charge (usually military) at the time of a clusterfuck. This person is usually inept at his/her job, and has used all possible resources to carry out a simple, straightforward task, only to start a cataclysmic chain of events.

One who clusterfucks, or has been clusterfucking. Can also be referred to as one who has been up to a bit of clusterfuckery.
1. "But General, I asked the Lieutenant to polish the big red button not push it. I know we have inadvertently started a major nuclear war with the worlds biggest superpower, but it should be that clusterfucker Corporal facing the firing squad, not me Sir."

2. "That window cleaner has not only made the windows dirtier, but he's also smashed four pains of glass and killed my dog! Well, I suppose I'd better go and give that clusterfucker his money before I phone the glazier and find the spade."

3. "I wish I wasn't such a useless clusterfucker."
by clusterfukr January 2, 2010
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Fibonacci clusterfuck

A series of clusterfucks where each successive clusterfuck is equal in magnitude to the sum of the preceding two clusterfucks.

Therefore, if "CF" were a standard unit of clusterfuck, the history of a Fibonacci clusterfuck project would consist of 0CF, 1CF, 1CF, 2CF, 3CF, 5CF, 8CF, 13CF, ... and so on until the incompetent fucktards running the show have driven off any competent engineers and exhausted all the time and money allocated.
The fucktards on my project are so incompetent that it has turned into a 2 year long Fibonacci Clusterfuck. The project is 2 years old and we are 6 years behind schedule.
by SuctionHead July 16, 2010
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Nut Clutter

n: when area around the genitals becomes abnormally messy due to insufficient trimming and/or cleaning, and therefore is rendered unusable.
" Wow, not washing and trimming my balls for the last seven years was a bad idea, I think I developed a bit too much nut clutter. I can no longer see or use my balls."
by Verlaine Stain March 28, 2009
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Clusterbama

The economic "stimu-lie" is a total clusterbama.
by Mackerel Daddy March 3, 2010
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