Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.

River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."

by motherfuckingterry January 16, 2013

clean cuddles

cuddling after both or one of the cuddlers have showered. can be clothed or naked.

"I want cuddles."
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*

by vengefuII July 01, 2016

Clean the droid

Being sent by your own subordinate to perform bitch work.

Padme(Natalie Portman's character) being sent by her own body guard to clean the droid(R2D2) in "The Phantom Menace."

by Qui-Gon Gin, extra dry January 01, 2010

Cum clean

When you climax in the shower

Someone: BRO I'm about cum clean
Friend: remember clean it up

Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower

by Honeybur November 11, 2019

Clean the fridge

Jerk off to relieve pressure and stress due to lack of action.

John has to clean the fridge because he has not been laid in a while.

by Johnny Bender July 23, 2011

Jesus Clean

A hasty way to clean dishes, namely cups. Originating from the christian ritual, the eucharist, in which only the rim of the cup is cleaned w/ a piece of cloth for the next person to drink.

joe: dude lets go
bill: hold on my mom told me to clean all the dishes in the sink
joe: wat are u a caveman? just toss them in the dish washer
bill: its broken
joe: then just jesus clean them bitches and lets go

by MaGoo69 January 05, 2011

Quarantine-clean

The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.

When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.

I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.

by Kmo7 April 13, 2020