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cuddlefump

when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'
You should stop cuddlefumping Aoife, it's really bad for you
by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017
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cuddle-hunger

The feeling that you get when you get a sudden urge for a cuddle, sometimes so bad that you can feel fake arms wrapping around you.
Girl "I really need a cuddle"
Guy "you have cuddle-hunger?"
Girl "yes I do"
by Cuddle bug girl April 18, 2017
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cuddle alarm

An alarm you set before your primary alarm to allow for cuddle time with your partner before getting up for the day. Similar to hitting snooze, except it's primary purpose is morning cuddles.
We have to be up by 7am to make our flight, so you better set the cuddle alarm for 6:50am.
by Harmonizzle July 5, 2017
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Cuddle Muffin

A alien of a cute starfish-like appearance that kills its prey by cuddling it (suffocating it with its tentacles).
Person 1: Did you hear? Cuddle Muffins are invading Earth
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...
by ASDFinator2000 May 8, 2018
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Cuddleable

something that you can cuddle with
jerry is cuddleable
by XCONUN July 24, 2018
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cuddlelingus

When you're cuddling on the couch with your girlfriend on the couch, but you both get turned on and you end up going down on her
"I could tell my girlfriend was getting turned on by the rom-com we were watching, so I took advantage of the situation and performed cuddlelingus on her."
by jindrakula April 3, 2019
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Cuddleable

someone/something that has an appeal to be cuddled. For example, maybe a stuffed animal or a pet. A small petit person or an adorable person where you just wanna pinch their cheeks and hold them. Maybe even a tall person that you wanna cuddle up to and hug them to feel cozy.
You’re so cuddleable I just wanna squeeze you

It’s so fluffy I’m gonna diieeee
by elizabethjohnsonxo January 31, 2020
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