n. Chuck Norris
1. The cowboy equivilent to God. Specializes in roundhouse kicking people through car windshields. Has also been known to eat babies.
v. Chuck Norris
1. The act of roundhouse kicking someone/thing.
1. The cowboy equivilent to God. Specializes in roundhouse kicking people through car windshields. Has also been known to eat babies.
v. Chuck Norris
1. The act of roundhouse kicking someone/thing.
by OH MY IRL March 6, 2006
by Paul Sammons May 31, 2006
(AKA CNZDL)
The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.
Members include:
Mel Gibson
Sean Connery
Shaq
You With The Face
and many, many more
The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.
Members include:
Mel Gibson
Sean Connery
Shaq
You With The Face
and many, many more
OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!
If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010
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chuck norris doesnt watch, he decides what time it is!
chuck norris doesnt watch, he decides what time it is!
by patric thomas April 14, 2006
by sammammam March 23, 2006
1. A martial arts master.
2. The star of countless movies that are amazingly awesome.
3. Star of the show "Walker Texas Ranger" where he plays a Texas Ranger named Walker. This show has been cancelled because too many eight year olds wet their beds at the sight of Chuck Norris kicking ass.
4. A man who always personally greets you to his website.
5. See God.
2. The star of countless movies that are amazingly awesome.
3. Star of the show "Walker Texas Ranger" where he plays a Texas Ranger named Walker. This show has been cancelled because too many eight year olds wet their beds at the sight of Chuck Norris kicking ass.
4. A man who always personally greets you to his website.
5. See God.
by Ronnie the Raider November 23, 2006