Ka-choke-a

Doing really poorly at a competition of some sort that is sort of important, but not really because you know you’re gonna win anyways.

Don’t ka-choke-a this weekend!

by o0NavaShipper0o October 06, 2018

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choke on a bow

“Choke on a bow” refers to teenagers that wear bows like Jo-Jo siwa. It is offen used when talking crap about childish teenagers.

“Bow girl exists”
Teenager- that girl needs to choke on a bow 🤗

by Betterthenyoyuyy April 28, 2023

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ghost choke

The act of saying you choked someone without choking anyone. Lying about the submission

Joe said he submitted someone but it never happened. Ghost choke

by Capita February 16, 2017

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choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons

1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.

by Davo April 09, 2004

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The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke

by Hunger Striker July 08, 2011

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