choad

a dick that is wider than it is long; like a recess pieces

I am a little choad, short and stout; here is my shaft, and here is my head. When I get all steamed up, here me shout, tip me over and blow me out.

by Tito Bagins April 29, 2004

choader

A boner. An erect choad.

Die Hard With A Vengeance? More like Die Hard With A Choader.

by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004

choad

A short fat person often from canada. Choads can be annoyingly small and they often tell lies.

"Man that canadian fucker is such a choad"

by Joe Starakovsky January 18, 2008

Chagging

An extreme case of lag in which your internet chokes.

Gerald : Oh, Get fucked gay internet fucking chagging piece of shit

Habib : Jump in my VL turbo bro we go buy some kebabs

Gerald : K bro

Habib : Oh my god uleh! My Neons are chagging bro

by Ben111 August 18, 2006

choad

A penis that is fatter than it is long.

Suren Sahadacny when his ugly ancient indian mother fucks his psychopathic insane european father to make the worst possible children, so bad that they live in the middle of the woods.

by XxX September 19, 2003

cheagles

A kind, misunderstood beagle who is known for stealing unsuspecting victims souls. She is rumored to have plans to conquor the world, and is credited with the killing of a kid named Joseph. She is also known for stealing babys and being Jonny Randall's only friend.

"Cheagles is my best friend"
"Cheagles stole my best friends soul"
"Cheagles stole my best friends soul, then killed him"

by The Cheagler December 14, 2008

Chagas

This is a grim disease like dick ants but even more severe. There is no known cure for this disease!! Don't joke about it.

I've got chagas.

by goku goku goose goku goose July 1, 2011