put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.

That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!

by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006

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chimp dance

When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.

Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

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Chimpstiffy

1. What a monkey gets when he is sexually stimulated.
2. A primate's boner

"Dude did you see that monkey at the zoo? He had a chimpstiffy!"

by Jack117 April 28, 2010

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nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

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Fuck Chimp

1. A highly skilled person who is employed to do menial, but ostensibly important, tasks in a bureaucratic organization such as a tech support call center.

2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.

That monkey keeps trying to fuck that coconut but I don't think he realizes there's no hole. Poor fuck chimp...

by sgtmeekly January 17, 2011

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