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Toiletry Castle

When you dump out your bathroom trash can and the residing kleenexes and toilet paper conform to the shape of the trash can.
Jim: I went to the beach and made a sand castle today, in quick fashion, too.
Steve: I stayed inside, dumped out all my bathrooms' trash bins, and made some toiletry castles in the process. Those were the culmination of four months' work though.
by RyMan2k00 May 13, 2014
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soggy white castle

1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.
"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."

"Oh yeah, did your botch get it for you?"

"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"
by mcdinger May 17, 2014
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Castle Chaser

Somebody that actively seeks well off people not because of the money but because they dream of living in a big house.
Jack: Do you think she has a big house?
Tom: Probably
Jack: Got to get me some of that!
Tom: You're such a castle chaser...
by Superdannnn August 22, 2014
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Inflatable Castle

A bouncing inflatable trampoline house pumped by blowers, leave an entrance at one side, others are closed with inflatable walls and mesh netting. Generally for kids to bounce and jump. It is also called bounce house, bouncy castle and bouncer.
I wanna start an inflatable castle rental business around my area.
by ChannalInflatables July 21, 2016
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new castle cunt

New castle cunt

When you are from new castle pa you become a new castle cunt or a drug addict or a cunt drug addict
New castle cunt.

My mother in law is such a cunt!

Is she from new castle?

Yep she's a castle cunt !
by stretch nutzz December 21, 2016
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raid the castle

When you go into the woods to grandmas house and you are kidnapped by knights that raid your asshole.
Boy we need to raid the castle all over that bitch.
by castle raider April 8, 2016
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Castling

(v.) When one builds a pillow fort prior to engaging in intercourse in said pillow fort.
Dude, she's totally into castling now, and maaaan do those sheets and pillows feel comfortable afterwards!
by marieclarie November 12, 2019
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