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carpet candy

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).
Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!
by smokinsena June 30, 2016
mugGet the carpet candymug.

vomit carpet

a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet
Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet
by C . Smith June 27, 2008
mugGet the vomit carpetmug.

Shit carpet

A carpet upon which one or more individuals shits.
You remember that guy named Johnsy? What a total shit carpet.
by UptownToodeloo February 16, 2020
mugGet the Shit carpetmug.

carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"
by itrainedlink October 5, 2016
mugGet the carpet pantsmug.

Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.
"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."
by Soup420 November 4, 2020
mugGet the Grandma's Carpetmug.

carpet exchange

A large meeting of lesbians, also possibly a lesbian orgy. A derivative of carpet munching
by punt.cuncher December 6, 2014
mugGet the carpet exchangemug.

Dust the carpet

When you proceed to dance (get down on it) so intensely that you kick up dust from the carpet.
Yo put some of that Marvin Gaye shit on dawg. I’m trying to dust the carpet right quick.
by ThatsTheyz April 29, 2022
mugGet the Dust the carpetmug.

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