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soggy carpet

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
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carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...
Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...
by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018
mugGet the carpet stainmug.

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock
Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.
by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017
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Shampoo the carpet

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!
by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020
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Carpet wizard

by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016
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Crusty carpet

A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.
That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!
by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018
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carpet balls

The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.
Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.
by speech boy June 11, 2018
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