Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

Capricorn

The nice intellegent tinder guy with money who treated you like a girlfriend and would do anything for you but later dumps you because you caught feelings. He maybe ugly ass shit but still have a God complex delicate ego. Likes beer, whiskey, expensive resturants, drives too damn fast, posts random shit on snapchat to get your attention after you *brake up* all the sudden he stops feeling like a grandpa and goes out to parties and what not to piss you off. Leaves on read very often. Mommas boy and wannabe fuckboi

Cancer: damn you really fell for him hu?

Pisces: yeah I fell for that Capricorn ass..

by Capvenushoe May 12, 2018

Capri

A big place and a big person

Daniel - Have you seen that fatty Capri?
Zach - Oh she’s hot

Daniel - Yep you neede to pack you’re jandals and flippers to go there otherwise you won’t survive the hotness

by Glamour girl_cutexoxoxox July 11, 2018

Capri sun

When you sick a straw like thing up a girls pussy and suck it out like a Capri Sun

Last night me and my boyfriend tried Capri Sun

by Ash :) 666 August 30, 2018

capriccio

Capriccio — a too-sweet bottled mix of carbonated wine and fruit juice — is the “it” drink of summer, the drunken fad that is following in the footsteps of its predecessors: Smirnoff Ice, Zima, Mike’s Hard Lemonade and Four Loko. In fact, people on social media are calling Capriccio “Fancy Four Loko,” after the canned alcoholic energy drink that was ultimately banned in several states for its intoxicating mixture of booze, caffeine, taurine (an ingredient in Red Bull) and guarana (a stimulant found in diet pills). Capriccio contains none of those ingredients except for the booze, but it seems to have had a similar effect on people.

(Capriccio) is a very wild drink!!!!!

Haliey: "Hey jessie you still have some of that Capriccio drink at your house?"

jessie: "yeah girl you sure u want some of that!!!!!"

Haliey:"yeah what's wrong with it!!!!!!"

jessie: "girl that drink makes you go crazy i when i got drunk of from it i texted my ex bf last friday!!!!!"

Haliey: "Omg Jess that's crazy stupid lol"

by Heaven Manning December 26, 2018

caprisun

a drink that is drank by white ass faggots, guys with no hair, guys with small dicks, and people that use penis enlargement pills for their mommy.

He drank that caprisun out of that ass,

by imyourmomfaggot January 24, 2019

Caprisunolic

When you are addicted to caprisuns and can’t live without

Hoofman is a caprisunolic

by Beachdontknow37 April 24, 2019