Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.

"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

Canned Chili

A food that is both easy to prepare and super delicious.

I love canned chili

by nilethe146 August 16, 2018

Caked

To pass out: fall asleep hard.

I was watching netflix last night and straight caked.
Damn i slept through my alarm, i was caked.

by Babycakes415 August 26, 2018

Caked it

Irish slang commonly used when one has too much to drink (or drugs) and gets sick or has Ill affects of having too much. Also used if you try something and fail

1.”did you see john at the party last night, he absolutely caked it and we had to bring him home”

2.Person 1: how did you get on in that test
Person 2: so bad I absolutely caked it

by Buckers123 December 4, 2018

Caked

Slang for being "fucked"

Margaret - 'dude, the cops are coming'

Steve - 'dude, were caked'

by levijmusic January 4, 2019

Cranked a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob

“Did you hear, Stacy cranked a yankee last night!”

by Kayakayak January 26, 2019

cacked

faded as fuck.

"tonight is the night we're gonna get cacked bro!"

by hestayclean March 13, 2019