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California Driver 

The worst driver on the face of the planet. Frequently seen drifting in and out of lanes without signal or checking mirrors/blindspots, going extremely slow, not using headlights and/or wipers in the rain, driving extremely slow during the slightest of drizzles, generally just freaking the fuck out when driving in the rain.

Also known for driving with a cell phone to their ears, despite the face their state is one of the first to pass laws prohibiting them from doing so.
Man, that California driver almost sideswiped me!

california driver 

People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.
california driver by Zimbabwe June 14, 2004

California roll 

v. To fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. Also known as a California stop.
"She got ticketed for a California roll."
California roll by wayfarer April 27, 2005
Word of the Day on April 7, 2009

California Car Wash 

A sexual act involving 6 guys and 1 participant (male, female or any kind of animal). The first guy pisses on the participants face while the second guy flops his penis on the face to wipe all of the pee off. The next guy then blows a hot steamy load on the participants face (this acts as the coat of wax) while the fourth guy flops his floppy wiener on the face to get all of the hot cum off of it. Finally, the fifth guy spits on the participants face (nothing beats a good spit shine!) and the last guy will fart in the face for a real nice air dry effect. The person (or animal) going through the car wash can either crawl, or be pulled through on a skateboard (usually depending on whatever tradition dictates in your region.)
Hey Pete, tell John we should give that girl a California Car Wash later. Do you think we can round up another 3 guys?

California Fathead Parrot 

A complete moron in the coin chat of a certain web-based auction site.
the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence... just like its more famous relative, the african grey.

The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!

california rolling stop 

This is when a driver does not come to a complete stop at a stop sign, generally they slow down to about 5mph, then roll on through. Practiced in many states but got its name in California.
That little Honda driver did a california rolling stop, I almost hit him with my big Land Rover.