Crispy Crusty Toe

😩😩😩😩 the feeling when yk ur simping hard as ever for someone and you just moan the simping outta you ugh 😩

he really has me all crispy crusty toe!

by HARDE March 7, 2022

Crispy around the edges

Someone looking tired, worn out, or
Just ugly. Usually used to offend someone

Oh Barbra looks crispy around the edges.

by Hiopluurestybuiopjfb April 24, 2020

Bob Marley Extra Crispy

Used in the Movie Tenacious D to refer to a buying of marijuana at the local Pizza place.

Go down to Toneys Pizza tell him you want the Bob Marley Extra Crispy, He'll know what you mean.

by Ricky Todd October 3, 2007

Crispy cream like donuts

To be sharp! Fresh! To be clean as hell. It's a play

on the donut shop & a compliment.

Bro., if you gonna hang with me
you better come crispy cream like donuts.

by Earlthe3rd December 23, 2012

extra crispy little mitch

The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.

Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.

by publius2011 April 24, 2017

Rice crispy stick

When you put your wang in a light socket & turn the switch on until it's crispy.

Dude last Saturday I went to glen's house & we tried Rice crispy stick..

by Fifty cal December 17, 2010

super crispy fried rice

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.

person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

by illgamer97 July 20, 2012