crap sandwich

President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.

That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.

crap sandwich by NVLL February 2, 2009

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Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

Crap Jacks by Francis April 4, 2003

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noun. When one drops a duece and the logs break and pile upon one another. Also known as a Log Cabin.

1- "Dude! You have to see the size of the Crap Castle someone left in the toilet on the 3rd floor!"
2- "I already have.... and yes, I am proud of it"

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Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!

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when things don't work your way

Boss: You have to work Saturday night

Worker: Crap-umms

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Rear end, butt, booty or ass. Not the Anus by itself but the whole ass. Used for apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.

Man, that chick had a nice crap canyon!

Crap Canyon by chico1181 October 14, 2010

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