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Conversation Lag

When a group of people are talking and one person leaves for one reason or another. The conversation still continues and changes subject. When the person returns they still believe the conversation is on the previous topic and are confused for a moment.
Person 1: ...and then I totally sniped him from across the map. It was aweseome!!!
Person 2: brb gotta use the bathroom
Person 1: So I stopped playing right then because that was such a perfect kill.
Person 3: So do you wanna go see a movie tonight?
Person 1: Yea sure. What do you wanna see?
Person 2: Ok back. So what did you so after you sniped him?
Person 1: Whoa dude, you have some conversation lag going on, we already talked about that!
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two pump conversion 

An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...
I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.
two pump conversion by donaldson November 29, 2003

taco-burrito conversation 

A conversation of two people and no more. Used only when excluding a kibbitzer.
A+B: (conversation)
C: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
A: This is a taco-burrito conversation...nachos ("not yours")!

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) 

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

Conversated 

Hillbilly term for the past tense of "converse."
"Jeremy, sit down and talk with me 'cause we haven't conversated in three days!!"

Conversate 

A word used by people that spell so badly they have no hope of saying the word converse in normal conversation

A word used for people trying to initiate conversation on dating sites, to no avail.
"We had nothing in common, nothing to conversate about"
"I tried to conversate with her but she was too busy waving to other dudes"
Conversate by Hatfishing king December 13, 2018

intelligent conversation

SkyFallsDownx: assmaster 123
King Chad C: FUCK A CAKE FUCKHAM
SkyFallsDownx: I DO
SkyFallsDownx: ALL THE TIME
King Chad C: GOOD
SkyFallsDownx: LZL
King Chad C: lzzlzlzlzlzzzzzlzzzzzzwztffffffffffwfrdf
SkyFallsDownx: LOLOLOLOLBACON