The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.
She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.
by RickyDash March 13, 2018
When traveling in foreign countries, the traveler uses their money to distance themselves from as much interaction as possible. Hiding behind taxis, fancy hotels with western food etc.
Hey do you feel like going to the local market to haggle for a woven basket? No I want to sit at the hotel pool and sip mojitoes. Dude you really have your cultural condom on today!!
by TDog August 20, 2013
A silicone case for the Nintendo Switch Joy Con controller to increase comfort when using the controllers when playing a game.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
by Nico121 May 28, 2020
When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018
When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”
by Bellsebub August 30, 2019
Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
by Laho Zeher February 05, 2012