CLEPtomania

A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.

In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny-criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020

CLEPtomania

A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.

In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???

by QuacksO September 11, 2020

Cleetus Reaction

When regular food makes you bleed out the ass

My fucking god i just ate dinner and had an instant Cleetus Reaction

by Veronica Vaughan September 13, 2020

clefford

absolute loser on twitter(im kidding), white, has no hoes, has terrible music takes, he's likable but most of the time everyone hates him, short, likes femboys A LOT,

go away twitter user Clefford 162X

by yamutha October 28, 2020

Clemt

A word given to use as ‘hungry’ this word means that the body is very hungry

I’m so clemt, can we get food

by Aitch December 22, 2020

Cleetus

Some guy from the Simpsons and also a cowboy in roblox. In roblox he can be seen either trolling around, bulling noobs for fun, or just raging.

Person 1: do you know Cleetus?
Person 2: yes that guy from the Simpsons
Person 1: no the cowboy guy from flamingo
Person 2: ok

by boing February 10, 2021