When a man is having anal sex with his partner and pulls out his penis to discover it is covered in shit. He then forces his partner to eat the shit off of his penis.
by Dave Boner September 10, 2004
Get the chocolate-chip banana mug.the worthless llittle pieces of chips left in the bottom of the bag, too small for dip or salsa. the only acceptable way to eat them is to pour the bag in your mouth
by douglas epley June 16, 2007
Get the chip dust mug.In a bowl of nachos, The large chip that has all the toppings on it (bean dip, sour cream, salsa) etc. You dip all the bare chips into its toppings. If eaten, you could die from eating all those bare chips.
"Dude you just ruined the nachos!"
"How?"
"You ate the Mother Chip and all its luscious toppings."
"ohh my bad bro."
"poor bare chips"
"How?"
"You ate the Mother Chip and all its luscious toppings."
"ohh my bad bro."
"poor bare chips"
by Kidd_Freshh July 8, 2009
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Get the Potato Chip Cut mug.1. a proper and respectful way to refer to mr. left and mr. right testicle, helpful in business and professional situations, or as a tool to impress the lady-folk.
2. a fucking rad way to refer to your love apples.
2. a fucking rad way to refer to your love apples.
Q: I don't know how you did it, Frank, but that negotiation was fantastic! I don't know if it's your strategy or balls, but I've never seen anyone get the upper hand like that.
A. Well, thank you Sir, and I'd love to take all the credit, but I couldn't have done it without the lifelong support and guidance of Chip and Champ, my two closest friends and most trusted allies. They really came to bat for me today, and I owe every ounce of success to them. Now, how about we go get some beers?
A: Now, you're talking, Frank! Beers are on me!
or
Woman: So, you come here often?
Man: Yes, I do. What's that, boys? Oh, my good friends Chip and Champ would like to me you. Allow me to make an introduction. Say hello, fellas!
Woman: (brief pause) Beers at your place or mine?
A. Well, thank you Sir, and I'd love to take all the credit, but I couldn't have done it without the lifelong support and guidance of Chip and Champ, my two closest friends and most trusted allies. They really came to bat for me today, and I owe every ounce of success to them. Now, how about we go get some beers?
A: Now, you're talking, Frank! Beers are on me!
or
Woman: So, you come here often?
Man: Yes, I do. What's that, boys? Oh, my good friends Chip and Champ would like to me you. Allow me to make an introduction. Say hello, fellas!
Woman: (brief pause) Beers at your place or mine?
by douchebacca October 18, 2008
Get the Chip and Champ mug.A couple in Waco that loves to flip other people's houses and make Waco beautiful. Their work is commonly seen in the HGTV series Fixer Upper.
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