cuntified

When someone goes overboard, goes to the limits of tolerable humanity

She got her hair done in a cuntified way taht none of her frieds would talk with her.

by Bobby October 17, 2003

Certifiably Insane

A degrading term that stubborn girls say to get under your skin about a mental disorder, or perhaps you went to the mental hospital for help.

Your girlfriend is certifiably insane, shes incrediable because of how crazy she really is.

by MRS. Caitlin Crisis June 2, 2015

citified

Someone that moves from a rural or small town into the city & learns how to function in the urban community. Also describes a rural location that gets an urban developement.

She quit associating with her small town friends ever since she became citified. Our town is citified now that we have a McDonalds.

by Zane Edison August 3, 2007

cantified

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

by A fan March 29, 2004

Boilers Certificate

The achievement given for having sex with a woman thats double your age.

Simon: "Hey Calum, how old was that woman last night?"

Calum: "54"

Simon: "Finally got your boilers certificate, hey?"

Calum: "HIGH 5!"

by ineedanameffs February 21, 2011

craigslist gift certificate

Cash.

Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.

Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.

by each October 27, 2011

SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)

some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.

2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?

SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)

by piestar 77 August 29, 2022