Carbivore

A person who eats nothing but carbohydrates

Waiter: “Would you like some protein on your pasta?”

Patron: “No thank you, I’m a Carbivore”

by Pastaplease April 28, 2019

captian pritchard

An omnipotent grand master wizard. He can control the universe around him with a single thought. Reality is nothing to him.

Bret: " Captian Pritchard is a dick"
Bret: *dies*

by Jake Meyers September 25, 2019

Cactipussy

A vagina with some stubble

That bitch wasn’t prepared to fuck. She had cactipussy.

by VacuumMonster November 11, 2019

Cactipholiac

Getting off to a cactus or cacti

My friend is a cactipholiac.. every time he sees one its humping on spot

by Sircapalot6 January 22, 2021

Cacti

Iced tea

Travis said “cacti not no iced tea” but it is in fact iced tea

by Travis Scott undercover March 21, 2021

captianpoffy

User captianpoffy is a tiktoker with over hundreds of followers. Their content consists mainly of puffy, but may include some other things such as dantdm in cat ears. User captianpoffy is a great mutual to have and you should follow them

You should follow captianpoffy

by anonymous July 3, 2021

Caitie

Caitie is the nickname for the Irish name Caitlin or Caitlyn. She is loyal and adventurous with stunning blue eyes that’ll entrance you for forever. She is small, petite but packs a punch when provoked. She’ll defend anyone she loves from anyone that poses a threat.

She’s the girl who deserves the world and more. She is often always laughing with a smile on her face but once she goes quiet you need to start worrying. She’ll shut herself out and disappear without any notice. Her mood will switch and she’ll turn her emotions off to protect herself - fight or flight is her mantra.

She is one of a kind…if you find one you’d better not let her go.

Friend 1: I met a Caitie the other day…she has the most stunning blue eyes

Friend 2: they always do those Caities

by person097655 November 23, 2021