Skip to main content

Butchers Dick

Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.
"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ"

Guy 1 - "How did he beat you"
Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"
mugGet the Butchers Dick mug.

buto

"The Buto"-When you get done eating out a chick or banging her, you then mop up the pussy juice with your hand and slap the girl or somebody in the face.
When Alex got done banging Kaycee, he buto'd her and then made her suck his D.
by Zach April 4, 2005
mugGet the buto mug.
Related Words

dead-butch straight heterosexual

The highest level of straightness that a man can obtain. The mere presence of this caliber of pure Man causes womens' clothing to shoot off, turns dikes straight, and makes fags shrivel and weep.
Damn! That guy is one dead-butch straight heterosexual!
by Braithwait July 27, 2006
mugGet the dead-butch straight heterosexual mug.

Butchnamwrang

The art of butchering a customers name while trying to work with them (often in telemarketing)
I called a guest today and totaly butchnamwranged them multiple times.
by Colie-bear January 22, 2009
mugGet the Butchnamwrang mug.

butchiosity

Adjective "butch" (deeply or stereotypically masculine-looking and -acting, applied to both men and women) made into a jocular noun. "Butch" is nowadays almost always an adjective ("I love your butch new leather jacket"), now that the old use as a noun to mean "boy vendor" (newsbutch or news butcher) peaked during the 1950s and is now archaic if not completely obsolete. The closest nominative uses of "butch" are adjuncts or idioms like "butch haircut" or "Harold is a butch top, not a femme bottom."

"Masculinity" means possesion of masculine traits or appearance, while "butchiosity" introduces a note of irony: the appearance or trying to act in a conventionally or socially-acceptable masculine manner expected by the straight world.

"Butchness" is problematic, as it is not consisently used to mean the quality of visible masculinity; instead, the user is often forced into grammatical adaptations like "He behaves in a butch way," or "Sometimes he overcompensates and out-butches himself."

"Butchiosity" is almost certainly a back-formation inspired by the 1977 Woody Allen movie ANNIE HALL (screen play: W. Allen and Marshall Brickman): "Was it heavy a rock concert? Did it achieve . . . heaviosity?"
"Your buddy ought to butch up his act, or he'll never make it in the suburbs." "I don't think it's so much a matter of butchiosity as the fact that he hasn't been around suburbanites since going to college and knows next to nothing about kids, lawnmowers and pro sports."

"Who is that great-looking hunk?" "Oh, him satirically, "her". He looks like a tower of butchiosity but on the inside there's a major flaming queen screaming to be let out."

Compared to "masculinity," "butchiosity" introduces a note of irony: the appearance of masculinity, or trying to appear conventionally masculine. Machismo is lexically coherent as a loan-word from Spanish but has connotations of an ingrained, often unacceptable and patriarchal behavior, overmasculine from the start; or old-fashioned notions of being a man. Instead, "butchiosity"comes with a twist: it can imply a trying-too-hard, self-conscious or overstudied presentation of an image of masculinity, especially in an attempt to meet the straight world's expectations of same.

An act not a trait, as it were.
by al-in-chgo January 25, 2010
mugGet the butchiosity mug.

Butchy Nipples

Woman's or man's nipples that are always hard, pink, wrinkly, prune-like, and hairy.
Donovan: Did you see that man's butchy nipples at the pool?
Taylor: Yea..they were disgusting!!!
by Alejandro87 May 8, 2011
mugGet the Butchy Nipples mug.

BUTHOCKER

A BOWEL MOVEMENT AFTER A WEEKEND OF DRINKING THAT WHEN YOU FLUSH, SWIRLS AROUND LIKE A HOCKER OR EGG WHITES. IT IS USUALLY BLACK IN COLOR.
MAN I JUST LEFT A MAJOR BUTHOCKER IN THE WALMART SHITTER!
by IAMRASPUTIN September 30, 2011
mugGet the BUTHOCKER mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email