buff wannabe

A person, usually a male, who thinks that they have a muscular, good looking physique. This person will wear t-shirts 2 sizes too small and walk around trying to stick out their chest. Will talk about how much they work out only to be laughed at by the opposite sex because of their puny appearance. It can also be someone new to the world of weight lifting who has lifted for 2 days and thinks they are Ronnie Coleman.

Hey Jim, did you see that skinny guy at the gym yesterday? He benched 75 lbs one time then got up as I walked by and flexed like he just benched 300. I grabbed him and threw him 15 feet over to the weight machines where he needs to be. He's just another buff wannabe.

by D_Man May 1, 2006

Buff the Banana

Pete Dogg's word for spankin the monkey. Buffin ur banana is a very fun pastime wen ur extremely bored. Liam noes wat im talkin bout, he tapped himself dry once. And barnes, dont think no1 noes wat u luv doin wat CoD gets boring

"Buff it good"
"no i will not go to the deb with u hoe, i'd rather buff my banana the hole nite"

by Peter October 6, 2004

bitter buffalo

a buffalo that commits suicide by jumping off a cliff

my brain's the cliff, and my hearts the bitter buffalo

by jake56342 May 20, 2009

buff

Attractive, glamorous or generally pleasing.

I went down the super market, the attendent was buff.

by Gathe November 27, 2002

buff and wax

To recieve a hand job then a blow job from another person. Usually done in strip clubs.

I went to the strip club last night and got a buff and wax.

by CraigrGage October 20, 2006

Buffalo Lip

A term for a woman who has large protruding vaginal lips with thick hairs growing from the edges. Neither inviting or attractive

that chick had the biggest Buffalo Lips I have ever seen! No way was I sticking the shlong in that!

by TeamJimmy October 31, 2009

Buffalo Grove

A town considered to be in the "northwest suburbs" of Chicago. It is prodominantly Jewish. The better half of the town goes to Stevenson High School while the other half goes to Buffalo Grove High School.

Everything in Buffalo Grove closes before 9 o'clock except for Buffalo's Ice Cream Parlor so this becomes the late night hang out. Also, the popo pull you over for going 1 mile over the speed limit and bust every party they possibly can. They try to dominish our hopes of escaping boredom by becoming raging alcoholics or potheads.

High school students tend to go far away for college with high hopes that life isnt this boring everywhere.

Courtney: What do you want to do tonight?

Lauren: I dont know...the grove is so f-ing boring.

Courtney: I know...I guess we could go to Buffalo's for ice cream.

Lauren: Again? We've been there every night..Fuck Buffalo Grove.

by Rachel Greenberg June 24, 2005