Leader of the Puny Pecker People, because his puny pecker is so unbelievably small that you cant even see it with a microscope. But he still get any girl he wants, and is extremely hot and sexy.
by PUNYPECKERPETER July 10, 2022
Get the Brettmug. 
Brett is a guy that knows nothing about food yet he will tend to go around calling himself mr pork chop.
You will also notice a wild brett as he is wider than a limo.
Good old pork chop
You will also notice a wild brett as he is wider than a limo.
Good old pork chop
by Mrporkchopbrett August 2, 2023
Get the Brettmug. Brett is an amazing guy! One of the best friends you can have. Always gives good advice and lifts you up when you’re feeling down. Brett has all the best qualities! He’s so handsome, charming, funny, best gamer I know and probably will ever meet, and he has really great hair! Brett is adored by his two pups and gives them the best cuddles. Everyone should get themselves a friend like Brett and hold on to him!
Random guy: “Woah! What’s that hair style called?
Other guy: “How could you not know?! It’s the Brett”
Other guy: “How could you not know?! It’s the Brett”
by Beaniebunnie May 6, 2022
Get the Brettmug. Dates every girl around here to get over the fact that he can’t get with the one he wants. Man whore. Doesn’t make the baseball team. Wears a letter jacket with nothing on it. Plays the sidelines in football. Gassed up Pontiac, kinda looks gay with his hair. Fake ear piercings. Actually a fuckboy, definition of fuck boy. Cologne smells like ass.
Girl 1 : He is an asshole
Girl 2 : you’re right, he was talking to both of us at the same time.
Girl 1: totally, such a brett hall move
Girl 2 : you’re right, he was talking to both of us at the same time.
Girl 1: totally, such a brett hall move
by Smoky mountain hoes May 14, 2018
Get the Brett Hallmug. 1. A really cool guy that loves RV camping, the beach, music of all genres.
2. He well known for his ability to make amazing BBQ on the smoker and creations that are outside the box!
3. He is very mild tempered and mellow in demeanor, but don’t cross him because people disappear and don’t come back unless they have superpowers!
4. He is a wealth of knowledge and useless information as necessary.
2. He well known for his ability to make amazing BBQ on the smoker and creations that are outside the box!
3. He is very mild tempered and mellow in demeanor, but don’t cross him because people disappear and don’t come back unless they have superpowers!
4. He is a wealth of knowledge and useless information as necessary.
When you get BRETT GROUSSMAN’s meat or nuts in your mouth you’re gonna love the flavors so much you can’t help but swallow it all!
by BGSBBQ September 11, 2023
Get the brett groussmanmug. Sometimes a normal guy, other times the worst guy you'll ever meet. Most likely a jock, who talks like a rapper from the mid 2010's. Also likely says offensive things, and decides if he was joking based on other people's reactions.
by IHateBrett July 2, 2022
Get the Brettmug.