Braylon

steals children from orphanages and claims it's "surprise adoption"

#1 global worldwide 3000 elo sexist

kills people in family friendly G rated ways

person 1: Its so sad Braylon died to ligma

person 2: whos braylon

person 1: ligma balls haha got you

by Chink of the century May 20, 2022

Braylon

Braylon is a handsome guy that is nice with brown eyes, dark skin. He will always love to talk to you! <3

“Have you asked out Braylon yet?”

by anonymous May 30, 2022

Braylon

The funniest person you will ever meet . He knows how to put a smile on your face Braylon is very Kind and loving and has the BEST hugs. He has brown eyes AND IS HOT ASFFFFFF. Definitely your dream boyfriend!!!!!!!!!

Girl:i wish braylon was my boyfriend:(

by 1a2b3c4d5e6f7ghijk891011 June 3, 2022

Bryson P

that one pussy who is changing my life.

"look at that nga bryson p."

"omg ik hes like totally changing my life, its tubular."

by buttbums June 20, 2022

Bryson

Bryson is the name given to a male born in the U.S. that possesses a few distinct qualities. First, those given the name are known to speak wayyyyy too quickly and barely anyone can understand them. Secondly, they boast of their achievements and like to say just how manly they are, even though they have literally NO REAL achievements to boast of. Third, they generally end up starting the developmental stage of puberty in which they begin to form attractions at a very late stage, most commonly to be 40+ years of age. Lastly, they have next to no vocabulary for actual insults, and the most creative thing that a Bryson has ever come up with is "Toilet Lover"

Person with the name of Bryson: *speaking at 100,000,000wpm (words per minute) "Yeah I like was so awesome when I went on that zipline, of course though yeah it was like so high in the air on a tree, and like, was of course very fun to do and I was so manly"

Literally anyone with common human decency who is not named Bryson: "Just, no. Please, just, shut up Bryson! Leave me alone! Just STOP BEING A BRYSON!!!"

by WeebConvertLOL July 20, 2022

Braylon

he’s not handsome, he’s really dumb, lowkey kinda hateful 💀, his eyes are dull shorty brown, he has acne, no one likes him, dated one girl that broke up w him cuz he put 60 dollars on her moms credit card, wishes he could have Jazmyne but his “midget bestie 🤞🫶🥺” got her first.

Braylon is so annoying

Braylon is lowkey weird

by UrbanFiders August 2, 2022

Bryson

brysen is a mean person who bullys others and steals food and should be nicer to serenity

I told my friend dont act like a bryson

by Gms 123456789 September 30, 2022