Bolloxed

Extremely drunk

Ben got bolloxed last night and the police picked him up for public urination

by DirtyDiana October 16, 2008

absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009

bollock vomit

The male ejaculate. Seminal fluid.

I hurled bollock vomit all over my jazz mag.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

bollox chops

bollox chops is a name given to a girl who likes to perform oral sex on men but settles more for testicles than the penis. "bollox" refers to the testicles and chops refers to the lady's mouth.

"how are you fixed there bollox chops.

by satanssnaredrum September 13, 2011

Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.

Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.

by RhysMac March 11, 2012

bollock toe

When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.

Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!

by UrbanEntry April 7, 2016

Bollock Buster

When one's bollocks are busted in a painful fashion. Can also describe an idiot, a nonce or your general Kool Kid

Oi, you bollock buster, get over yourself you self obsessed, weed taking, girl flirting fuckface

by Sissoko July 27, 2019