Boiled Rice

Boiled Rice is a lowkey term for semen, and a direct refference toward sexual intercourse, the sexual prowess of an individual, the sexiness of an individual, or masturbation. Just google some pictures and your education will be complete.

“Dude, that chic really boils my rice!”
“Yo I heard Bonnie makes delicious boiled rice!”
“Big dawg, I was so tired and stressed, I boiled a couple of pots of rice.”

by Wideeyedasian September 3, 2018

boiling my nuts

When someone makes you so upset, almost like making your blood boil.

"Katie is really boiling my nuts."

by Nutboiler August 15, 2025

sausage boil

An all male jacuzzi session.

Hey boys, you want to come on over and have a good old fashioned Sausage Boil?

by Totally. June 9, 2016

Boiled choad

A person who is thicker than he is tall, and is wrinkled as if he had been boiled for too long.

That old fat guy over there really looks like a boiled choad

by A-Aron balake January 14, 2015