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Honey Blumpkin

The act of performing a Blumpkin in a Honey Bucket. This usually occurs at a festival or on a work site.
After she gave me the Honey Blumpkin, I locked Shirley inside the Honey Bucket with a zip tie and pushed it over. Hahah... stupid bitch.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012
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Pumpkin Blumpkin

To receive a blowjob while shitting into a Jack O' Lantern .
Dude , last night at the Halloween party Jodi gave me a " pumpkin blumpkin " on her front porch ...
by Big T- McG October 29, 2009
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mexican blumpkin

A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.
I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an Irish Blumpkin instead.
by vexxie March 24, 2004
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Blumpkin Pie

(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.

(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"
by B77 September 17, 2012
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Blumpkin Strudel

Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.
"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin
by mordbdconversation. June 2, 2009
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Country Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.
At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin
by Dagwood55 March 7, 2019
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Stuffed blumpkin

When you are receiving a blumpkin while being Banged in the poop shoot and trying release all bowels simultaneously.
"Camille was giving JP a messy blow job while Jessie was banging JP in the poop shoot " what a stuffed blumpkin

JP " man I just got stuffed!"
by Jtrevjpi November 1, 2011
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