Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr May 12, 2018

Flag

Get the Birth Canal Pals mug.

the wolf is giving birth

This is a serious saying for sun shower

person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!

by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023

Flag

Get the the wolf is giving birth mug.

Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.

"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..

by Jack Gomez November 21, 2018

Flag

Get the Red Neck Birth Control mug.

mortgage birth

when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child

My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth

by Maria_Rossa February 06, 2025

Flag

Get the mortgage birth mug.

Birth big

When a person is thick but you know from their look that they have been like that all of their life...

Damn she thick!, Ethan replies nah she birth big it don't count .

I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒

by Hxmble October 23, 2017

Flag

Get the Birth big mug.