The act of cranking your hog while in a pool, for the sole purpose to swim with your undeveloped children.
" Hey Josh, did you see what Connor did at the pool today?"
" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."
" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."
by Ader Tistoff June 5, 2025
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Get the .9.Beiithivo.9. mug.this is the guy that only steps up to the plate when there's little to no risk, nothing on the line and he can just swign away ... typically you'll see him make the call on one of those "win-win" situations.
Jackson: No surprise there, Michelle making the call to go with the Weaver contract... the Norwood contract would have put us all out of business in a week.
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
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Some say Deliverance was based on Hill Of Beath
Some say Deliverance was based on Hill Of Beath
Why is the chav with no teeth playing that home made banjo?" - "He's from Hill of Beath, he's a yokel" "Ah right
by Johnny Bear Wrestler January 22, 2011
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Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther
*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther
*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018
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At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.
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