Simpicus begonus

A holy prayer passed down by the Pope to cast out the simp.

*goes on pokimane's Instagram* simpicus begonus!

by Smiley the god March 29, 2020

monster behind the makeup

A person who is duplicitous, two faced, or deceptive. This term is especially applied to beautiful pretty girls or women who behave kind, gentle and innocent but are actually manipulative and conniving.

That girl led him on! She is such a monster behind the makeup!

by Major Madcat October 31, 2020

Q-BeGone

The better Q-Anon. It is politically correct to be apart of Q-BeGone. They heavily oppose the shallow state, and their only purpose is to get rid of Q-Anon.

I'm a proud white privileged white conservative white male and I'm proud to be a 'Merican and I'm proud to be opposed to Q-BeGone!

by YuckFouNittleLigga December 2, 2020

Getting behind the kneecaps

Having sex / most likely doggy style

friend 1: man i brought this girl over last night it got crazy “
friend 2: Were you “Getting behind the kneecaps” crazy?

friend 1: hell yea

by Papa_stem82 April 28, 2021

Aatma behen

An aatma behen is a person who words can't describe. She's the ultimate homie, your one and only, and exactly what dhritishmita is. Her bond with you is unbreakable, she's the best person ever.

Bro, you get me so good, you're my aatma behen
I love you aatma behen, tysm for existing
Happy birthday aatma behen
Cheers to 14, aatma behen

by Lavyanshmita December 9, 2021

Rusty Beholder

When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.

(In non-nerd, Analingus)

Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!

by DirtyDruid December 3, 2022

Theoretical Vagina Beholder

A Mythical Life giving Mother-like person whom provides live mentality within a Living theory-type organism of a child who later grows to become a Theoretical Child Thing.

''The imagination that kid beholds is unexplainable, where does it come from?''

''Well that kid, is what is called a Theoretical Child Thing, and he is born from a Theoretical Vagina Beholder."

by Kris-Z-Furr September 14, 2011