Before you go to Hollywood

Said to someone who is starting to get an uppity attitude, usually to let them know that it's not appreciated.

Daughter: I've been asked to the prom by five boys. I bet that's more than any other girl.

Mom: Yes, well, before you go to Hollywood, could you take out the trash?

by Darshan1 October 18, 2008

bedford high

A school full of absolute wankers who smoke in the astro at dinner and think they’re ard, shittiest school in wigan full of tramps even westleigh is better

Wow seen state the state of her?

Yeah she must go bedford high

by bedfordhighschoolwigannn December 11, 2019

the before trick

when you place eye drops on your eyes before you begin your marijuana smoking session, works much better than the after trick

jimmy and chris were talking about the before trick and benji asks "wat it it?" jimmy replies by saying "its when u place eye drops before you start smoking" benji with a surprised face says "ooooohhhhhhh"

by cptxcannabis June 1, 2010

dish before the main dish

pre-dish is the "dish before the main dish". duh!

the pre-dish, dish before the main dish, is awesome...he's the appetizer!

by talldarknhandsome September 25, 2013

uteruses before duderuses

Like chicks before dicks but better.

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses

by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017

Bros before Hoes

When your talking to a THOT and she ask you to go out but your friends want to hangout

You: Sup THOT
Her: hey you want to go to the movies

You: Sorry bros before hoes
Her mom: YOU WILL NOT TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT

Call ends

by Smart Mexican dude October 24, 2019

Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.

LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!

by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011