Beat my meat

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

beat sweetener

(JOURNALISM) using flattery to gain access to sources. The phrase is usually used in the context of White House or Congressional press corps, who use fulsome praise of high-ranking officials whose favor they need. Usually, officials like to be publicly represented as magnificent, selfless, tireless public servants; in exchange for such blurbs, they may invite specific reporters to exclusive events, thereby boosting the reporter's status.

It's actually been a feature of the business press for ages.

Since the financial crisis of 2008, business reporters have tended to write dismissively of bank executives. Six years ago they were likely to have written a beat sweetener about some CEO who was now shithead-of-the week.

by Abu Yahya April 9, 2010

beat those

To engage in aggressive copulation, most often using multiple orifices.

"Hey, when you gonna let me beat those?!"

by Bad2DaBone August 25, 2003

beat junkie

1. one who is addicted to buying vinyl (records)
2. a band whose members are all addicted to buying vinyl

1. "That guy is always at the record store. He's a real beat junkie"
2. "Did you hear that new ish from the Beat Junkies?"

by presto March 21, 2003

beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

i love to beat off in wierd places

by rhcpgod August 12, 2003

Chris Brown Beat Down

The act of physically asaulting a woman

Usually done in a manner simmilar to that of Chris Brown

Liam: This chick is driving me crazy, i need to tell her to stop

Joey: Nahhh just give her a Chris Brown Beat Down, She'll get the message

Liam: Good call

by DIDHEJUSTSAYTHAT January 31, 2010

Beat the fuck out of

Basically it means to beat someone down really bad with punches, kicks, elbows, and so forth.....there doesnt' really have to be a whole lot of blood (though the more the merrier).....but as long as the dude's hobbling off and wakes up the next day with a good reminder of why its a bad idea to fuck with you in the first place. Thats what it would mean to "beat the fuck out of someone"

I was blind drunk and beat the fuck out of this redneck.....he got it pretty bad, to be honest =/

by CRWI January 11, 2010