bedophile

Someone who loves to lay in bed for fun, a power nap, to catch themselves or just to satisfy their sleep addiction.

Crissy couldn't come along for the party tonight, she's such a bedophile.

I know right, i wish i could be that easily satisfied...it must be my mattress, i should have it replaced.

by EcchiTemptation July 6, 2016

bediphobia

Fear of going to bed.

I do not sleep because of my severe bediphobia.

by slickrick321 June 17, 2016

bediphobia

Fear of going to bed

I have developed insomnia because of my bediphobia.

by slickrick321 June 17, 2016

Beeper

Not to be confused with a pager, this sex position is like the '69' but involves tongue punching fart boxes.

Hey. You have a really nice butt. Do you want to come over and Beeper later?

by stutsie02 August 5, 2016

bedelian

a state of mind involving excessive bitterness, and rampart sarcasm resulting in vicious hate. this condition is an inescapable downward spiral.

whats wrong with him?
o hes just in a bedelian

by didobiscuit December 12, 2016

beep jockey

problem solver; programmer; button/keyboard pusher with programming instincts that reboot electronic instrumentation into successful operation without a manual.

Thank goodness we found a beep jockey who could dicern the programming responses from our late model electronic & audio clock.

by hotly pursuit May 27, 2017

beeped

Millennial term for being really excited for something

Man I'm so fuckin beeped for my avacado toast

by majesticbirdy April 19, 2018