The act of lurking in a dark corner or shadowy area at a party or social event rather than socializing and engaging with others. Particularly revelant if the person is wearing black articles of clothing. Applies only to a single person, not a group of people.
Danielle, stop batmanning and come play beer pong.
Jim was being really weird last night. He just kept batmanning instead of being a good wingman.
Jim was being really weird last night. He just kept batmanning instead of being a good wingman.
by TheATNgUY December 11, 2012
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by TerraForce September 19, 2006
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You take a girl paragliding and instead of giving her a parasail you throw her off the gliff, glide down and safe her from certain death and proceed to fuck her in the air.
Guy: Hey wanna go parasailing?
Girl: ooh that sounds exciting, can we try the batman boner?
Guy: ehh i did that last weekend, my penis has to recover
Girl: ooh that sounds exciting, can we try the batman boner?
Guy: ehh i did that last weekend, my penis has to recover
by iamtdean October 6, 2011
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Bob has to carry a pager for work now . With his cell phone and Leartherman on his belt he totally looks like he has the Batman syndrome.
by gregounours October 16, 2009
Get the batman syndrome mug.Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.
Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.
by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012
Get the Batemanning mug.1. To have someone disappear from you in a manner in which they can neither be seen nor heard. This often done when someone has been speaking looks away and finds that you are no longer in the area.
2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you
2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you
1. Harvey Dent: So how are you gonna get him back any
(sees Batman has left)
Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.
Harvey Dent has been Batmanned
2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.
Steven: How'd ou get my password
Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name
Steven: What the fuck
Kenny: You've been Batmanned
(sees Batman has left)
Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.
Harvey Dent has been Batmanned
2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.
Steven: How'd ou get my password
Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name
Steven: What the fuck
Kenny: You've been Batmanned
by SuperSaiyan5 October 21, 2012
Get the Batmanned mug.A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.
by Brian Zard April 24, 2014
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