12th base

A sexual act including a saddle and/or table tennis paddle

guy 1: we got so far last night
guy 2: what base
guy 1: 12th base
guy 2: Woah!!! how did u get a saddle into her car

by Super Robo Boogie Bot II October 10, 2008

base rape

In an online game, the act of killing spawning enemies before they leave the base.

It was a total base rape that last round of Warhawk.

by Wenescalas August 13, 2008

1001st base

When two men clip open their ball sacks, allowing their nuts to fall out and dangle on your eyelids as you orgasm.

Chris: Hey, Katherine.
Katherine: Hi, Chris!
Chris: I 1001st base'd last night!
Katherine: Holy.. fuck..

by ChrisRawr June 2, 2013

52nd Base

Having sex with fire

(Doing fire up the ass gets you bonus points)

Mr. Pill: I'm never going to 52nd base again

Mr. Tool: Why?

Mr. Pill: It burns

by Pyrokryptonite March 17, 2009

Bakefeets

(n) Bakefeets is an American bastardization of the Dutch word for "box bicycle": bakfiets.

Bakefeets are trendy bikes or trikes with a box mounted on the front. They can be seen in most "progressive" cities and are used by greener-than-though glamour MILFs to schlep their groceries and crotchlings around.

I.AM.SO.FUCKING.SICK. of smug yuppies hogging the entire road with their bakefeets going 0.2 mph.

Why the hell did she pay $5,000 for a bakefeets when she already has a Burley bike trailer gathering dust in your garage?

by Leisure Class Hero December 17, 2011

Baseball dick

• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball

OMG! That guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball dick like... GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!

by gяassfaiгy_вoi November 2, 2017

masai barefoot technology

Walking, training shoes and boots based on the walking style of the Masai tribes of Africa.

Masai Barefoot Technology. Often associated with forehead carpet burns, damaged Christmas trees, broken CD storage units and in excess of 3 litres of cider.

by John Thurling May 21, 2008