Bacon Chandeliers

Another phrase for lady parts that are prone to dangle down like beef cutains.

'I tell you no lie Mickey, she sat on me face and her bacon chandeliers were tapping on me molars, if not me wisdom teeth. It were like chewin' on a chamois leather.'

Bacon Chandeliers by Flappy Fred May 25, 2006

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Bacon Eating Jew

1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.

2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.

Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.

Bacon Eating Jew by Tagz November 2, 2010

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bacon banger

A bacon banger is a person of either sex who's sexual preference leans more towards a person with a more chubby or rotund appearance.

The gentleman next door always paraded a slew of bacon bangers in and out of his apartment at all hours of the night.

bacon banger by mizfinething September 4, 2008

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Bacon Edge

Bacon Edge is the phenomenon when people who used to be Vegan Straigt Edge start drinking all the time and eating brunch for every meal. People say that when you become "bacon edge" is when you actually start being a cool person.

yo dude, mark is so bacon edge he got a stupid shirt from www.crispytees.com or something

Bacon Edge by darius designs August 26, 2009