brandon

super gay kid.usually portugeese,or however you spell it.dumb ass in school.lazy,scared of everything,spoiled.

that kid that goes to north maine high school seems like a brandon

by chadisgay1212 October 16, 2008

brandon

likes black cock in and around his ass

i bet you're just like brandon

by jmuels22 June 30, 2011

Brandon

Jackass

"Why did you push me down the stairs..? "
""Because it was funny.."
"come on... don't be a Brandon"

by lalalaalalal1231230 January 2, 2012

Brandon

A person who makes plans with you and then backs out every time right before its time

Dude don't pull a Brandon and back out

by Matthewj21 June 24, 2015

Brandon

A guy that will always be there for you, even though he likes another girl, You as a human being would never regret meeting him

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Brandon today???
Girl 2: yeah, I like him
Brandon: WHATTTT

by Sassychicboo369 December 11, 2016

Brandon

Loser, annoying, selfish, imature, ugly

Brandon: I'm better than you and everyone else

Such a loser!!

by Hungry43 October 3, 2018

Brandon

Probably one of the ugliest, little dick, pussy ass bitch, no money ass, no college, dropped out the marines ass to join the navy, and is a failure in life.

Ew, look at how Brandon he is

by iamnotbrandon43 December 1, 2016