Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16

Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?

by Bigboyseb April 12, 2018

Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls

Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!

by August 13, 2021

upstairs bollocks

tits

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks

by screechie June 29, 2010

Biblical Bollocks

very cool and epic bollocks typically used by Liam Gallagher a very sexual man

have you seen Liam Gallaghers biblical bollocks they are epic

by Indyyy January 13, 2024

Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020

Webby Bollocks

When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"

Flippin heck! they're talking Webby Bollocks again!

by 3kman May 20, 2022