cucumber wire boat

General referential slang for cannabis, harvesting and transporting cannabis, the act of purchasing cannabis, the act of smoking cannabis, or even attempts to remember events after being intoxicated by cannabis.

Also, a test of memory.

Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.

"Can i get a gram of... cucumber wire boat."

"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."

"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."

by ?0~ October 17, 2008

whatever floats your boat

This means whatever turns you on, interests you, suits you, something you like, your preference or choice

e.g. Q. 'Would you like to go skiing?' A. 'Whatever floats your boat' (your choice or preference)

e.g. Statement 'I prefer boys to girls'; Response 'I just like girls but whatever floats your boat is fine with me'.

by JacktheDog February 6, 2010

boating

the act of a blunt or joint burning faster on one side than the other.

Fix that blizzy because it's boating.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

Boat Goat

A female member of the US Navy stationed on a sea-going vessel. Usually one who uses her sexuality to advance herself in the workplace. Often interchanged with the words slut and whore.

I can't believe Smith flirted with our boss to get out of work today! She's such a fuckin' boat goat.

by gto2000five April 14, 2010

Tug Boat

When one buries his/her face in the ass crack of another person and shakes their head back and forth while making a motor sound with their lips. Very close cousin to the Motor Boat.

Did you see her ass?? I'd Tug Boat that in a heartbeat!

by tugboatin November 17, 2012

Rock The Boat

When you and you're girl/guy are pounding so hard, the bed frame breaks or takes significant damage.

Me and Sarah we're going to town last night. But we really Rock the Boat so I gotta buy a new bed.

by HazardTheGreat April 1, 2017

boat anchor

One who exhibits or demonstrates a complete absence of intelligence or usefulness, and who would probably be best utilized by being dropped to the bottom of some body of water to hold a boat in place.

That guy that works in Marketing is a complete boat anchor.

by Joseph Mamma September 26, 2003