Barking

Scottish slang for something that really stinks.

Boy : *comes out of toilet* I'd gee that hawf an hoor Dad!
Dad : God, its f*****g barking!

by mr_miracle February 10, 2021

banana bark

The yelp emitted when too much teeth come into play during fellatio.

yo did you hear Dave's banana bark last night? whoever blew him must've had braces.

by FriskyLingo June 8, 2018

Bark and Ride

Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.

Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.

Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!

by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK March 2, 2011

Sticky Barking

When your dogs are barking at everyone else in the street's business but their own!

What are those dogs barking at?
Who Knows, they're sticky barking at the neighbours again.

by Norey Norey November 11, 2022

Barking

Justin Scott

that man stays barking

by larry rone July 26, 2022

barking seagull

A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.

The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.

by Festivvus August 20, 2013

booty bark

The poop stains on underwear

My chick took off her thong and it had booty bark.

"Jeffery, no one wants to see your booty bark!"

by notverypunny February 13, 2024