Basel Stuka

Lemomeme's greatest pornstar of all time. He's porns are so hot that he'll make you cum in a millisecond.

Guy 1: Who's basel stuka?
Guy 2: He's the best pornstar of all time.

by Meapling October 20, 2020

Basal

Used as a replacement word when sweating

Oh basal

by Naysuf December 2, 2020

Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

Basilisk

A basilisk is a step up from a ‘gammon’, normally an older white man who still holds views from the 1930’s. He differs from the common British gammon as he is intelligently cruel and has probably become successful off the back of his cunty racist disposition; if the gammon is pink and noisily prejudiced, the basilisk is a grey cured sausage of thinly-veiled hateful bastardness. As the gammon matures, he becomes saggier and infinitely more bigoted, resulting in the birth of mankind’s subspecies of ultimate wankers, the basilisk.

Did you see that Giles Brandreth on QI? He ruined the entire fucking thing, the basilisk cunt.

by BunyanBowl January 14, 2021

Basile

The most STD infested town in Lousiana, and quite possibly the baby momma capital.

Is she from Basile? DUDE she definitely has claps..

by ladyfacts January 21, 2021

baffleshit

The practice of "Baffling with Bullshit" until other parties in a discussion or debate are so 'brainhurt' that they are pacified in to submission.

That project manager was so full of baffleshit we just nodded and got on with the job.

by Not Bruce February 3, 2021

Basil Muttering

When something frustrates/upsets someone and they can't fix it

My girlfriend has been having trouble with her herb garden, so she's been doing a lot of basil muttering.

by CosmoTheFrog February 5, 2021